IN SEARCH OF THE WOW WOW WIBBLE WOGGLE WAZZIE WOODLE WOO!-JANUARY OF SUCK 2

So here we are, the end of January of Suck 2 with In Search of the... eh you read the title up there, I'm not writing it again.

X-MEN ORIGINS:WOLVERINE-JANUARY OF SUCK 2

IT'S THE MOVIE THAT INSULTED DEADPOOL!!!! Oh and it's also the sum of the worst things about the X-Men franchise.

PRIDE & PREJUDICE & ZOMBIES-JANUARY OF SUCK 2

Was anyone even really interested in this enough to warrant a movie? No seriously who the hell was still asking for this?

WINTER'S TALE-JANUARY OF SUCK 2

This movie is weird... go watch it, you'll see!

THE LOVE GURU-JANUARY OF SUCK 2

It's the movie that killed Mike Myers' career, but is it as bad as people say it is?

HOT PURSUIT-JANUARY OF SUCK 2

Sofia Vergara and Reese Witherspoon star in this buddy comedy, at one point they make out and it is neither funny or hot, move along.

KIRK CAMERON'S SAVING CHRISTMAS-JANUARY OF SUCK 2

January of Suck celebrates Christmas a month late with Kirk Cameron... SHIT!

LAST ACTION HERO-JANUARY OF SUCK 2

HOLY CRAP! IT'S ONE I ACTUALLY LIKE!

ESCAPE FROM TOMORROW-JANUARY OF SUCK 2

Look!It's the movie Disney, doesn't give a shit about if you watch it!

PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE-JANUARY OF SUCK 2

It's another one of those "so bad it's good" movies, neat!

FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY-JANUARY OF SUCK 2

Remember when American Idol was a big thing? Dark times right?

SWING VOTE-JANUARY OF SUCK 2

One man decides the entire election in this fictional film, imagine if that were our last election? We'd know exactly who fucked us over with the orange menace.

ALICE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS-JANUARY OF SUCK 2

Oh look! It's the rare 2016 Disney film that wasn't any good!

MONSTER TRUCKS-JANUARY OF SUCK 2

This is a movie someone decided to make.

TOMORROW THE WORLD-JANUARY OF SUCK 2

Little basterds worshipping the Third-Reich feels pretty relevant these days, not sure why.

LEONARD PART 6-JANUARY OF SUCK 2

Here's a movie "sequel" starring the Puddin' Pop Rapist himself, spoiler alert, this is not the worst thing he's done, but it's still bad.

WAR ROOM-JANUARY OF SUCK 2

Religious films, hey it's me, Octaviano, please stop being bad.

THE NUT JOB-JANUARY OF SUCK 2

This movie absolutely loves "Gangnam Style"... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES III-JANUARY OF SUCK 2

Behold, the worst Ninja Turtles film, I just can't remember it too well to prove it.

CAPTAIN AMERICA-JANUARY OF SUCK 2

THIS ISN'T THE RIGHT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE!? Also Cap steals cars for some reason.

GOD'S NOT DEAD 2-JANUARY OF SUCK 2

I hate myself for this, but I kinda enjoyed this one.... WAIT DON'T LEAVE! This is still bad.

FOODFIGHT!-JANUARY OF SUCK 2

Sausage Party isn't the only movie about Supermarket products...

ROBOCOP(2014)-JANUARY OF SUCK 2

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

DRAGONBALL:EVOLUTION-JANUARY OF SUCK 2

Dragon Ball is a beloved piece of fiction from Japan, it's ran for multiple decades, and with Dragon Ball Super finally hitting America, it's safe to say it'll be around a lot longer. That love was definitely not carried into the near forgotten Dragonball:Evolution.

MANOS:THE HANDS OF FATE-JANUARY OF SUCK 2

WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THIS MOVIE!?

FINAL FANTASY VII:ADVENT CHILDREN-JANUARY OF SUCK 2

Two days later and we now have a new worst film I've seen in January of Suck, what the hell?!

ICE AGE:COLLISION COURSE-JANUARY OF SUCK 2

Yesterday I learned that God was not dead, today on January of Suck, I've learned that Ice Age is immortal... GODDAMIT!!!!

GOD'S NOT DEAD-JANUARY OF SUCK 2

So far this year's January of Suck has been bad, but this movie is quite honestly the worst so far. 

REEFER MADNESS-JANUARY OF SUCK 2

On the third day of January of Suck 2 I found out something important, MARIJUANA MAKES YOU FUCKIN MURDER YOUR FAMILY WITH A FUCKIN AXE!

DOWN AND DIRTY DUCK-JANUARY OF SUCK 2

Today's January of Suck entry is an adult animated feature, so please keep the kids away from this. Never heard of Dirty Duck? Well that's cause it's actually known as Down and Dirty Duck, wait you haven't heard of that either? Well trust me, you're not missing out.

BREAKIN' 2:ELECTRIC BOOGALOO-JANUARY OF SUCK 2

And January of Suck is back, what's January of Suck? Well, last January I saw one bad film every day of the month, just one, that I had not yet seen, then I'd write my thoughts on it. Last time I only shared said thoughts through Instagram, but this time I'm doing "mini" reviews here on my blog. 

If you missed out on last year's run, relax, I'll be compiling all thoughts on here in a separate post soon, until then, here's my short review on Breakin' 2:Electric Boogaloo.