SHORTS-JANUARY OF SUCK 3

As per tradition, this January of Suck ends with a weird kids movie, this time, Robert Rodriguez gives us Shorts.

X-MEN:APOCALYPSE-JANUARY OF SUCK 3

I know everyone's said it, but it's still funny that this movie had the balls to call out shitty third parts, despite being a shitty third part.

WARCRAFT-JANUARY OF SUCK 3

Well, the effects are good...

THE ADVENTURES OF HERCULES-JANUARY OF SUCK 3

Uhhhhh, so I made a mistake in watching the sequel before the original, oops.

SUPERFAST!-JANUARY OF SUCK 3

From the guys who brought you several mistakes.

MY LITTLE PONY:THE MOVIE(2017)-JANUARY OF SUCK 3

It ain't torture till I get PTSD from a stalker I suppose.

SANTA CLAUS (1959)-JANUARY OF SUCK 3

Did you know Santa is part of the Arthurian legend? 

BRATZ THE MOVIE-JANUARY OF SUCK 3

This deserves to be on so many worst movie lists.

BIO-BROLY-JANUARY OF SUCK 3

Eh.

THE PINK PANTHER(2006)-JANUARY OF SUCK 3

(SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH) No...

COLLATERAL BEAUTY-JANUARY OF SUCK 3

I once joked (like many others) that this was Care Bears for adults, I wish.

GHOSTS CAN'T DO IT-JANUARY OF SUCK 3

PRESIDENT ORANGE CRAP FACE APPEARS IN THIS MOVIE, is what most people say about this.

THE LAST AIRBENDER-JANUARY OF SUCK 3

These guys just need a metal bender like Bender Bending Rodriguez to save the day.

QUEST FOR CAMELOT-JANUARY OF SUCK 3

Well, it can't be worse than the one with the kid making Big Macs.

THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY-JANUARY OF SUCK 3

Not nearly as bad as I'd heard.

THE BOOK OF HENRY-JANUARY OF SUCK 3

Yes, I'm reviewing this again, because I can.

BLACKENSTEIN-JANUARY OF SUCK 3

Yup, you read that right, Blackenstein, I wish it were worthy of such a silly title.

THE PRINCESS DIARIES 2-JANUARY OF SUCK 3

Remember when Disney wasn't buying companies?

MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE-JANUARY OF SUCK 3

Stephen King had a drug problem back then, forgive him.

HERCULES IN NEW YORK-JANUARY OF SUCK 3

Thor was a remake???!?!?

STEVEN UNIVERSE S5:E12-REVIEW

Pink Diamond is here.

GEORGE ANTON'S DRACULA-JANUARY OF SUCK 3

This is a movie.

HOT ROD-JANUARY OF SUCK 3

I actually enjoyed this one, genuinely I mean.

STEVEN UNIVERSE S5:E11-REVIEW

Lars shoulda died seasons ago.

MORTDECAI-JANUARY OF SUCK 3

In which Johnny Depp solves the mystery of why he's awful.

ILSA:SHE WOLF OF THE SS-JANUARY OF SUCK 3

Ever wanted to fuck a Nazi with tits? Oh yeah, kids, sit this out okay?

SCOUT'S GUIDE TO THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE-JANUARY OF SUCK 3

The title is the funniest thing about this, there, you can skip it.

GIGLI-JANUARY OF SUCK 3

This is one of the worst movies ever made? Really?

SOUL PLANE-JANUARY OF SUCK 3

Ever wanted to see a racist version of Airplane!? No? Well too bad, here it is!

GNOMEO & JULIET-JANUARY OF SUCK 3

YEAH! FUCK YOU SHAKESPEARE!

INVASION U.S.A.-JANUARY OF SUCK 3

Chuck Norris may have a fist in his beard, but he still has a shitty movie career.

FIFTY SHADES DARKER-JANUARY OF SUCK 3

FUUUUUUUUUU-eh.

EL SANTO CONTRA LA INVASIÓN DE LOS MARCIANOS-JANUARY OF SUCK 3

AND JANUARY IS BACK....eh.